Jennifer Aniston brings clean-cut Justin Theroux to her Graumans event

Oh, goodness. I could analyze these photos for a very long time. On Thursday, Jennifer Aniston attended her Grauman’s Chinese Theater hand-and-footprint event. On hand to celebrate? The two most important people in her life, her publicist, Stephen Huvane, and her boyfriend, Justin Theroux. Anyone from Friends? Nope. But her BFF Chelsea Handler was there (mother of God), as was Jason Bateman (cute). So… where should we start? Let’s do fashion first. Aniston wore this cute, flirty little Prada dress that was pretty short, but not too low-cut – she only flashed minimal cleavage when she was bent over, doing her handprints. My guess is that she flashed her biscuits to everyone behind her, though. BUT! We should give thanks that it’s not black, and that she chose a summery frock in the middle of summer (you’d be surprised with how few Hollywood ladies make that choice).

As for her homewrecked lover, Justin… um, I think he looks nice. He looks like an “edgy boy” used to wearing leather and punk rock studs and mangy beards, who somehow managed to find a nice pair of pants, a lovely, clean dress shirt and a snappy tie, and he put it all together. Two things…he’s wearing dress shoes, not boots! That’s love, people. When I man puts away his beloved boots to wear fancy dress shoes to your event, that means that he cares (or that you dressed him yourself). Second: his grooming. Clean shaven, hair freshly cut, a nice comb over for his bald spot. Not bad at all. Methinks that Justin is totally game for whatever is going down, you know? I’ll say it again: he’s not John Mayer. He’s not some boy who is going to get overwhelmed by “the process” of being Jennifer Aniston’s Boyfriend. Theroux knows what’s up, he knows what’s expected of him, and he’s meeting those expectations. Maybe he has his own agenda, or maybe he actually cares about Jennifer. I don’t know. But he’s playing the game, and he’s doing really well.

I also enjoy the interplay between Justin and Jennifer in the photos – even though they didn’t pose together, he was still seated close enough to the staging area so as to be in the same frame in many of the photos. His eyes rarely leave Aniston – it’s kind of sexy. She, in turn, seems to be looking at him a lot to, making faces and “performing” for him, even blowing him a kiss. It’s kind of cute, I’ll admit. I think it might even be “love”. I KNOW for a fact that it’s “Aniston’s 2012 Oscar Date”.

As for Huvane – he’s the dark-haired guy in the light plaid shirt, the one who is often in between Jennifer and Justin in the frame. I swear, I can almost make out the strings going from Jennifer and Justin’s backs to Huvane’s hands. Machiavellian bastard. What’s his Aniston Endgame?

Photos courtesy of WENN.

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